by puddingking April 12, 2004
1.) The act of pleasuring oneself, aka solo masturbation; can be performed by either male or female.
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
2.) A growingly popular phrase used as an insult/comeback
Alex: Yeah well you're just big fat ho anyway!
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
Ben: Listen Alex go touch yourself & then take a long walk off a short pier!
John: ooooh ben hit him with the TYS... no comin back from that
by la luchadore October 30, 2010
1. A make-up for not being able to tell someone to go fuck themselves due to a reason.
2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.
2. A way of pointing out a personal problem.
1. Yeah well, go touch yourself.
2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.
2. Well why don't you go touch yourself some more like you always do.
by George Buckington January 28, 2006
Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.
Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.
by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020
Phrase used to answer a question involving 'why' or 'how'. Usually sounds perverted, such as the phrase 'Thats what she said'
"Daddy. Why are there no dinosaurs?"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
"How is this possible?!"
"Cause you touch yourself at night..."
by Mr. Frank the Urbanite October 17, 2008
by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003
by AndyAML July 30, 2003