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totem polling 

to have three or more guys stack on top of each other to create a totem poll.
"dude I was tottaly totem polling it last night with these dudes I met at the club"
totem polling by alex GORSKI! January 17, 2009

Totem Polling 

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"
"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."
Totem Polling by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020

Totempoling 

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.
John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.
Totempoling by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008