4 definitions by SUCKMYCANADA

kantelis

1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.

Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

aussie sense of humor

A bunch of bullSHIT. Mostly concerned with kangaroos and phallic symbolism, and NEVER EVER makes sense.

Steve: Hey, Wankah! You seen my dickaroo mcmuffin copter? I can go buggin' with me joey ya.

Octavian: I don't understand your aussie sense of humor.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008