SUCKMYCANADA's definitions

aussie sense of humor

A bunch of bullSHIT. Mostly concerned with kangaroos and phallic symbolism, and NEVER EVER makes sense.

Steve: Hey, Wankah! You seen my dickaroo mcmuffin copter? I can go buggin' with me joey ya.

Octavian: I don't understand your aussie sense of humor.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

kantelis

1.)A faggot with big ears and from California.
2.)The little known cousin of the weenus.

Man, Dumbo sure is a Kantelis!

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

e-peen flexing

Internet thug "bootcamp" for assholes. Those who have the biggest e-peen are better than those who don't. People compare e-peen sizes via some odd sort of "flexing" that occurs in which people try to show the other how much better they are by using all capital letters.

Mary Poppins: I CAN FLY MOTHER-FUCKER.

Joe: DAMN YOUR E-PEEN IS HUGE.

In this case, Mary Poppins is showing how he is a master at e-peen flexing.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008

Totempoling

When your poop is so long that you can balance on it.

John: Wow, Hannah, you sure did get taller!

Hannah: Nah, I'm just totempoling.

by SUCKMYCANADA June 20, 2008