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Something that really sucks. It can also mean a dick or something gay.
It may also be used as a Rif, Sin, Bad Word, or a Joke. (If you say it sounds like food... you are actully gay.)
Suck my tousage.
You gay.

Ew, you a Tousage.
You old Tousage.
Fuckin TOUSAGE!
Tousage by JBleach April 4, 2009

ho-tourage 

An entourage of hoes; A large gathering of slutty women. A group of females with loose morals tending to gather around groups of college to retirement age males with a bar tab. Will give sexual favors in exchange for for alcoholic beverages. Takes hours to get ready with the end result of looking like a hooker. Dramatic situations are a necessity. Must involve 4 or more women.
"Look at that ho-tourage!"

"I'm gonna' get some action from that ho-tourage"

"That ho-tourage is whoring it up over there, check it out."

"That ho-tourage is swarming that rich guy."

"So which member of the ho-tourage are you taking home tonight?"
ho-tourage by ThatGuy888 July 22, 2009

man-tourage 

noun. a group of men that gathers around an attractive woman.
Sheila entered the club surrounded by her handsome man-tourage.
man-tourage by TomAroundTheWorld December 12, 2008
A sensual massage followed by a happy ending performed by the masseuse.
A combination of a massage followed by a Toss-off. = tossage
Tossage by TRY February 20, 2007

Tonsager 

Half man, Half bear, half pig, and quarter beaver. Of extremely big nature, This person is extremely aggressive and not to be tolerated. He also has small balls. Can ocasionally be gay.
That guy is such a Tonsager
Tonsager by PincheMachine January 22, 2011
An abbreviated form of entourage, commonly used by ubber cool people.
I'm goin' out for a bliff with by tourage, catch you crackers later.
tourage by Smokey da Pipes November 16, 2006
Everything and yet nothing can be used any way. The Seinfeld of words.
Example: what the tosage! ? Where the tosage is the dog. Today is so tosage. Why in tosage would you want to do that?
tosage by firesout7981 February 26, 2015
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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