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toss a salad 

Upon her release from prison Martha Stewart said she learned an entirely new way to toss a salad. This recipe involved jelly.
This recipe involved jelly eaten out of her ass.
toss a salad by John Monroe March 10, 2005

Toss A Salad 

v. To pack a bowl using 2 or more people's weed combined.
"That was great, what was it?"
"We tossed a salad with Jamie and Sarah's weed."
Toss A Salad by callinghome November 2, 2004

toss a salad 

Man oh man do I want to toss a salad right now
toss a salad by xxfskjfshdx June 20, 2016

Toss Her Like A Salad 

The act of fucking a woman so violently similar to the tossing of a salad.
Friend: What does it me to Toss Her Like A Salad?
Me: You know that bitch Zoe?
Friend: Yea..?
Me: I tossed her like a salad last night.
Toss Her Like A Salad by VoidVRA October 5, 2013

Lifes a salad and ima toss it 

I control how much life i give to something or somone... Lifes a salad and ima toss it
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026