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Torvastad is a place in Norway, which has absolutely nothing to offer except loud motorcycles and a couple of wind turbines. If you got a friend living in Torvastad, you should cut all contact. That friend is most likely a "råner", and wants you back in their volvo 240. Martin Steinstø, a known guitarist in the band "The revolution from t-state", is currently living in Torvastad.
"Hey man, where are you going"?
"I am going to a concert to see Martin Steinstø in Torvastad, even tho Torvastad is a horrible place"
Torvastad by snuzmumrikken June 12, 2021
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Torstad is when a girl use a strap-on so she can touch the other mans dick with a penis and then makes a hole in the strap-on and Then puts his dick inside of it. Then he busts a big fat nut inside the strap-on. The guy then puts his whole head inside it and licks it clean.

You see this very often in public
ohh damn, you see the couple over there, they are really good at doing torstad.

Yo step-sis, do you want to torstad with big-bro.

Yo step-sis when i walked to the store yesterday i saw a girl torstad you, it looked REALLLY nice. I nearly went out of the car to do torstad with you!
Torstad by by by by by September 10, 2019
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