Veavågen

Veavågen is a place in Western norway, which also is the most conservative place in norway. No place hates gay people more, and no place has such a strong connection to god such as Veavågen. Many famous people are born and raised there, for example the black-metal-satanist Rasmus Steinnes. The french princess Clarisse, Alf Kristian the politican and Kris, the porno-guy. Veavågen raised the conservative Alf Kristian, a man who both loves killing jews and stamping on womens rights. Veavågen is in other words, the best place you possibly can grow up at.

"hey, wanna go to Veavågen?"
"Ye man, but i really hope you are not gay, because then Alf Kristian will beat your ass"

by snuzmumrikken January 28, 2022

Kvalavåg

Kvalavåg is the most awesome place in the world. It is located in western Norway, and you can do all types of stuff. In Kvalavåg you can go to the BMX-field, take a swim in Gåsavatnet, rent a cabin in Tresvik, talk with german tourists, enjoy the beautiful landscape and watch a plane take off from Rambasgård. Kvalavåg is called "the most beautiful place in the world" by the majority of Germany.

"Hey man, i want to travel to Kvalavåg this summer"
"Kvalavåg? Thats the most beautiful place in the world, with so many activities!"

by snuzmumrikken June 13, 2021

Torvastad

Torvastad is a place in Norway, which has absolutely nothing to offer except loud motorcycles and a couple of wind turbines. If you got a friend living in Torvastad, you should cut all contact. That friend is most likely a "råner", and wants you back in their volvo 240. Martin Steinstø, a known guitarist in the band "The revolution from t-state", is currently living in Torvastad.

"Hey man, where are you going"?
"I am going to a concert to see Martin Steinstø in Torvastad, even tho Torvastad is a horrible place"

by snuzmumrikken June 13, 2021