Torrent Dick Share definition Flag 1. A person who downloads many torrent files, especially in a dormitory or university residence. "The guy in the next room must be a torrent dick, I can't download anything because he's hogging all the bandwidth" Torrent Dick by Rigbyruffrider February 5, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Torrent Dick mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch