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Verb: To be on top form
The act of being at the peak of awesomeness at any one time
usually indicated to someone else on top form by a salute
you have to be drunk as to be on top form
Fuckin aye im on top form!!
Top Form by manbridge December 23, 2010

tpformybunghole 

A not well know reference to bebus and butthead
Need some tpformybunghole

topforfem 

Tom aka my bae my boo my everything but we’re too far away to be in each other’s company :(((
Topforfem is so hot I be pissing and squirting when I look at his pics
topforfem by Wingbeat April 9, 2023

topforfem 

Tom aka my bae my boo my everything but we too far away to be in each other’s company :(((
Topforfem is so hot I be pissing and squirting when I look at his pics
topforfem by Wingbeat April 9, 2023

topforsaken 

Adjective: Used by bottoms looking for a top to fuck them but find only other bottoms looking for tops to fuck them.
I had my first sexless vacation in the most topforsaken place I’ve ever visited (I’m not going to say where this place is but if you message me I’ll tell you where you definitely want to pack some dildoes, vibrators and butt plugs lol)
topforsaken by Focobottom May 6, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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