Top Hoe

A pimp's worse girl, she's the top because she's about to get pimp slapped for not making the money. Opposite of a bottom bitch.

Karla is my top hoe at the moment, she'll learn after a week or two. She'll be my bottom bitch in no time.

Top Hoe by loltoofunny April 14, 2011

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hoe top

a hoe's signature top that they wear that makes them feel confident

I want to get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

hoe top by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

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Top Hoe • top notch hoe • hoe top • top notched chicken headed hoe • TOP • top g • Top Shelf • Top Gun • Top Shagger • top hat

top notch hoe

An exceptional female.

"Top notch hoes get the most not the lesser"

top notch hoe by LongStroke69 August 18, 2018

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hoe top

a hoe top is a hoe's signature shirt that they wear when they want to feel confident

I really wanna get with Will tonight, I'm gonna wear my hoe top.

hoe top by positiveinswag December 15, 2020

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top notched chicken headed hoe

a bitch that think she hot but is just another silly chicken headed hoe but think she is all that.

"the girl that my cat has more hair than is a top notched chicken headed hoe that think she cute honey ur just a silly hoe"

top notched chicken headed hoe by debcincin May 12, 2009

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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