Toothy Fairy

A gay guy who will give you a toothy blowjob in exchange for crack/money

Man I just got my rocks off blowin’ my load into a Toothy Fairy

by Stephsteal July 28, 2016

tooth fairy

Thats what you call a gay dentist.

Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.

by zaqwerty May 27, 2009

tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.

That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!

by arcturusprime November 19, 2010

the tooth fairy

When you get an erection so hard you knock out the teeth of your sex partner and give her money out of remorse.

My girlfriend had to go to the dentist after I gave her the tooth fairy

by boliver shagnasty October 10, 2013

tooth fairy agnostic

a person who believes that the existence of god is as likely as the existence of the tooth fairy

I can't prove or disprove god but the likelyhood that he does exist is so small that i am a tooth fairy agnostic.

by Xerxes99 January 5, 2009

tooth fairy

The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution.

Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!

by amy, yo August 12, 2007

Tooth Fairy

That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.

Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;

by It'sALie August 22, 2010