toothwaste
I hate using his bathroom because the toothwaste I have to see in the sink and on his toothbrush is disgusting.
toothwaste by RRobyn April 17, 2009
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Toothwaste
The after effects of brushing your teeth where a gross white residue stays in your mouth until washed away with soda or picked out with your finger, probably the cause of your toothpaste hangover(see June 16's Word of the Day).
Toothwaste by SofaKingWiiToddEdd June 30, 2011
Squeezing toothpaste
When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.
Squeezing toothpaste by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021
Human tube of toothpaste
When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.
Human tube of toothpaste by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022
colgate toothpaste with tartar control
I bought your Colgate Toothpaste with tartar control, and it made me feel like a piece of shit!!!!
~Tourette's Guy
~Tourette's Guy
colgate toothpaste with tartar control by Vaxen August 20, 2014
Old Garden Toothpaste
Japanese candy that taste like wilted flowers and minty toothpaste. When you smell it, it gives you a painful head ache. It is also an Italian restaurant my friend made in a roblox game.
"AMBER THIS CANDY TASTE LIKE OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE."
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
"Kaylee hows the restaurant OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE going!"
"KAYLEE!! GIVE ME YOUR OLD GARDEN TOOTHPASTE!! RIGHT NOW!! OR I FINNA KASHOOT YOU THEN KERMIT SUICIDE AND KASHOOT MYSELF!!"
Old Garden Toothpaste by Old_Garden_Ladie August 2, 2019
toothpasted
toothpasted by johnnyshitfag November 2, 2014
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