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A sexy middle Eastern man who is a human calculator. Eater of worlds, destroyer of dreams. A truly powerful being who inspires fear with only the loud click of a mouse.
"I studied for 2 full weeks and just got a 10 on my final"

"Oh, you must have Toorani"
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A word that means you have a chode with acne on it. They also tend to be egotistical .
toorang by Ape Boi November 16, 2018
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Toomanist 

Toomanist is a person that, willingly or unwillingly, manifests Toomanism. Toomanism is the philosophical school that first identified the tendency of philosophical discourse to fragment into a multiplicity of -ism related claims. The tendency can be seen is academic philosophical discource as well as in online discussions in which the participants may or may not even understand exactly what the -ism refers to or have read any relevant works.

The term was first coined in the Symbolic World Discord server to dissuade such a fragmentation. At present the attempt seems to have failed as it is virtually impossible for modern people to avoid getting involved in Toomanistic discussions but a larger movement has been initiated to raise awareness and help those affected.
- This is clearly positioning you as a Platonist even though you profess to be a relativist in your conception of morality. If you accept nominalism how can you profess to adhere to materialism, physicalism and scientific realism?
- You are a f***ing Toomanist!!
Toomanist by Dionysis___ February 3, 2023

toranirl 

Toranirl: (n) Tor-aan-irl

A girl, who when seen from the back, appears very attractive. However when one sees the front of her, she is decidedly ugly. This can be due to any number of things, and is up to the viewer's discretion. A phenomenon most often observed when on buses or aeroplanes or any situation where one is situated behind the subject in question.
Reasons for ugliness are at the observer's discretion

Etymology: A portmanteau of Torana (a car which, when seen from behind to a 45 degree angle, appears to be aesthetically promising, but when viewed from the front is disappointing) and the word 'girl'.
Bez: Dude, I thought I saw the hottest girl on the plane!

The Sergeant: Etch man! Serious?

Bez: Yeah dude but when she got up to go to the bathroom I realised she was a Toranirl.

The Sergeant: Oh dude, serious? Man what kind of eshay would go her?
toranirl by J & B October 28, 2007

Tootranianrelous 

Adjective:
Noun:

Something that is hot or bangin.
Something that is really chill.
That video game is so tootranianrelous.
Tootranianrelous by Matt A. May 3, 2005
The girl is the most beautiful girl alive and will always be there for you when times are low. She is also really good at singing, running and she’s super Smart. But teorani is more than just a girl she is so special to me and is the most amazing, beautiful, cute, kind, gorgeous and compassionate girl to ever live. But if u break her heart she will beat you up and she will always be Happy and she’s so gorgeous she doesn’t even have to wear makeup like most girls. If u ever get a teorani don’t let her go you will regret it later on in life. And her eyes are just so so gorgeous tool
Teorani has beautiful eyes that are green
teorani by Lebi jeans ;) October 15, 2020
If u ever get yourself a teorani don’t let go of her you are losing someone very special and significant , teorani has the most beautiful eyes and the most gorgeous smile. Teorani is the most gorgeous, funny, exciting, pretty, cute, and loving girl to ever walk on this earth so if u ever get yourself a teorani don’t hurt her feelings because she is very strong and she will beat you up. Plus she has the most amazing Personality, she also is super smart and good at singing. Just every aspect about teorani is amazing her eyes her whole body is gorgeous but the best feature of teorani is her, loving, caring and clam attitude to any person she will always be a part of your life so don’t screw it up with her what EVER! you do never let go of your teorani she is the best girl to ever come into your life.
Teorani has beautiful eyes.
teorani by Lebi jeans ;) October 15, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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