Toolist 

A member of the church of TOOLism

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"

Toolist by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006

Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.

That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.

Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009

Toolstud 

A tool who tries to be a stud. One who often fails at getting girls, but desperately wants to get with them. Typically a male, a Toolstud will fail at many things, and usually has 3 friends. Their favorite ps3 game is NHL 12, at which they suck.

"Hey, go find some friends!"

"I have 3 friends!"

"No you don't, you're a Toolstud!"

Toolstud by mrussell January 3, 2012

TOOLism

someone or somthing that believes that TOOL has the most powerfull and moving music. Also they follow the ways of Maynard James Keenan in believing that "...music isn't all about the lyrics but also about the music itself, otherwise people would be selling out with spoken word tours. The music carries the emotion, the lyrics help define where that emotion is going"-MJK.

He is so obsessed with TOOL, he might as well consider himself part of that TOOLism

TOOLism by Michael Daniel February 6, 2006

toolitude 

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

toolitude by Master McHam October 10, 2007

Toolster 

A toolster is physically a hipster but an undercover tool. A toolster might wear toms, obscure band t-shirts, fitted jeans, beanies, flannels, american apparel hoodies, etc. They will talk about intriguing random facts and life experience. Therefore, they seem deep and thoughtful and will easily trick the opposite sex, when in actuality they are immature and emotionally detached. They might abruptly stop talking to you or be talking to multiple girls at the same time. So beware of the toolsters.

An example text from a toolster might be: "Hey lady or ms. (insert your last name), what are you up to? bout to go drink some wine and get into some shenanigans. You should partake in these festivities."

(also, he probably won't respond for a good 3 to 4 hours)

Toolster by Becky and Spoon January 27, 2011

toolish 

Acting like a tool or tool bag. Characteristics include sucking at life, being annoying, acting way too drunk and ruining parties, telling bad jokes, and just basically being lame.

If John's going to the party, I don't want to go. He's so toolish. He tells his lame ass jokes so loudly and he's always the only one laughing.

toolish by marnie July 28, 2008