Tooliest 

The largest, biggest..... etc.

"You are the tooliest tool of all tools."

Tooliest by Torgera January 17, 2012

Toolies 

Background: Every year in Australia at the end of the final exam period thousands of high school students fly to the Gold Coast for Schoolies week celebrations.

Toolies are essentially pathetic dirty bastards who deliberately holiday on the Gold Coast during this time trying to pass themselves off as Schoolies in order to hit on and sleep with drunk teenagers. Toolies have developed into something of a sub-culture, with thousands of experienced Toolies now making the Gold Coast trip a part of their yearly routine. Toolies have an inability to get laid by anyone other than half-conscious teens. No self-respect, part pedophile, all Toolies.

Schoolie: Hey check out that 30 year old pretending to be a Schoolie, what a desperate fag.

Toolie: Hello, how are you?

Schoolie: Go back to your Toolies friends, wanker.

Toolies by Neil K December 20, 2007

toolies 

a gun, pistol, heat, toast, etc.

To old school cats that call gats toolies
Call blacks moolies, think it's cool to smoke woolies

toolies by Unce April 19, 2006

toolies 

an older man pretending 2 b on schoolies(end of yr vacation 4 kidz who finsh h.school.)2 crack onto drunk chicks.

he's a toolie.be really carefull DO NOT GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

toolies by lena November 26, 2004

toolfest 

a gathering of tools in one place

there was a toolfest outside of homeroom

toolfest by chimmeechonga March 23, 2008

toolies 

The boonies; Bumfuck Egypt; the middle of nowhere. From "tules" a type of wetland in Central California.

We were looking for this motel. Got lost way the hell out in the toolies.

toolies by cornholio October 13, 2003

Toolist 

A member of the church of TOOLism

"He is so cool he must be a Toolist"

Toolist by Xx.Nik.xX August 4, 2006