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to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.
Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."
toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012
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"Toogers" is a term used by streamer "SB" and his chat. The origin of the term "Toogers" comes from one day, when someone in his chat messaged the term "P*gg*rs". He has not heard this term before and mispronounced it as "Toogers". Ever since SB and his chat started using it as a joke, and it is now the standard.
That clutch was so Toogers.
Toogers by oOven July 3, 2021
It's like poggers but better as it is simply a better version than it
That loot was pretty toogers
Toogers by SoapBot January 5, 2021
Mother: How are your toofers feeling since the extractions?
Daughter: my teeth ok getting better everyday 👍
toofers by TeaInTheMoment December 29, 2018

toolessness 

The state in which a person is in extreme intellectual pain, and suffering from lack of mental stimulation due to missing tracks in his or her library collection. A curable infliction of unmeasurable altitudes. Can become exponentially detrimental to ones health.
One suffering from toolessness may feel life is no longer worth living. Side Effects may include but are not limited to intellectual deprivation, depression, loss of mental appetite, lack of motivation, personality flair decrease, living a zombie like existence, succumbing to the ordinary, not reaching out to embrace the random, decrease in quality of life, severe diarrhea, and vomiting.
toolessness by Jules/Metro February 28, 2009

Tootersham 

The seemingly irremovable mark left on your hand after a night at the bar.
It's been three days since we went out, get that tootersham off your hand already
Tootersham by Bommar May 20, 2009