Tool-it 

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.

Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile

Tool-it by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021

TOOL IT UP! 

The act of becoming "Tooled Up", in which the participator enters a semi-god status, and is invulnerable to fire, magic and all forms of physical pain. Tooling It Up is a very draining experience, and often the user must spend several hours recupriating after Tooling It Up.

To initiate the process of Tooling It Up, a person must raise his right fist above his head, and cry "TOOL IT UP!"

Warning: Do not Tool It Up unless you have eaten your breakfast, as it is a very draining experience

They were fighting a losing battle, until they cried "TOOL IT UP!" They then Tooled It Up and became demigods, which turned the tide of the battle

TOOL IT UP! by TIU4LIFE October 28, 2006

Italian tool kit 

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.

"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

Italian tool kit by Turkey Trot November 12, 2010

toolitude 

A state of extreme toolish-ness. So advanced that the subject actually begins to resemble a monkey wrench, the biggest and most disruptive of all the tools.

Murph is constantly surrounded by the stale stench of toolitude.

toolitude by Master McHam October 10, 2007

too lit to be legit 

When it's too good to be true

YO m8 that party was too lit to be legit

too lit to be legit by TheHecticFrost March 31, 2017

too lit 

when you done every drug possible but you just getting started so you sniff crack out of your homeboy's girls asshole

ME: aye mike you good
MIKE: yea why its too lit
ME: is that why your sniffing crack out of tyrone's girl bootyhole

too lit by Lord.Gucci6 March 25, 2016

Toolitis 

The condition of having too many software tools. The tendency to create or buy a different software tool for every need.

It is impossible to integrate the many tools in this company because we have toolitis.

Origin:

Old English tōl

Latin Greek -itis

Toolitis by nslonim June 5, 2018