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Tool Fag 

A die heart tool fan. if you criticize tool in any way, a tool fag will snap and possibly kill you.

Tool fags will say Maynard's lyrics are deep and profound, but in reality his lyrics could mean anything or nothing at all..
Jim: Man, tool's singer sucks balls, its like he's singing with his nose or something.

Simon: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NOOB, TOOL DOES NOT SUCK IN ANYWAY ESPECIALLY NOT MAYNARD! HE IS THE BEST!!! AHHHHHHHHH :@@@@

JiM: WOW UR SUCH A TOOL FAG
Tool Fag by ILISTENTOTOOL January 3, 2009

fag tool 

A male using another male to pleasure ones self without the other male knowing.
Hey my homeboy reece is my fag tool.
fag tool by Emoshy September 15, 2016
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They usually use their friends, wears costas, crosses their legs like a bitch, denies everything, ditches his friends for bitches who use him, are "workout impostor", have red hair, spends money on many unnecessary items, is a total prick to his parents, and drives a plain acura and always talks about future mods he will put on it.
"God that red-haired fuck is such a toolfag. He thinks he is the shit and ditches us all the time to pick up that bitch who uses him in his shitty acura."

"I own a white polo already.....but i'll buy another one"

"Guys i have to go home....I got to take care of some stuff" -Late seen with the bitch who uses him.

"Son you need a haircut. Mom fuck off. Bye!!"
toolfag by realistnigguh September 13, 2011
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Failure Shower 

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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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