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Tool Bagger 

1) Some one who is more than a tool, They just keep adding more things to make them more of a tool.
2) Usually a girl, but not exclusively, who continually dates unsuitable people and hence bags tools. Therefore they are a tool bagger. I.e they are collecting tools.
3) An individual within the tool manufacturing industry whos job it is to bag the tools. E.G they must bag all the tools into a tool kit before sale to the public.
1) "hey Tony can you believe that guy? what a tool!"
"Dude he is a tool bagger"
2)"have you seen who Janice is going out with now. he is such a loser!"
"Yeah Janice is such a tool bagger"
3)"Hey man nice to meet you, what do you do?"
"Ah not much, by day i'm a tool bagger"
Tool Bagger by The Dogs Bollocks January 31, 2009
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Tool baggery 

A small group of people acting crazy, and obnxious in a very obvious manner. They think what they're doing is cool and acceptable. It's the ultimate combination of being a tool and a tool bag.
Did you see that tool baggery going on at the show last night? People are freaking crazy!
Tool baggery by jily November 25, 2010
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toolbaggery 

The extreme or unnecessary display of one's misperceived ability to impress.
Me: Did you see that kid rip his shirt off when he got mad at Sarah?

Marc: Yeah, that was some serious toolbaggery!
toolbaggery by terv February 12, 2007

Toollagger 

A person who states claim to something new when it's already been done or said before.
Brian is a toollagger for saying that he created the word chillaxing.

Toollagger by H0RNET March 2, 2009

toolbanger 

A person who participates in sexual activity involving an inanimate object or objects (ie. a hammer).
Did you see what Chane and Josh were doing in the garden shed? What a bunch of toolbangers!
toolbanger by craig_s May 6, 2009

toolbaggery 

the art of being a toolbag and or dickhead.
The young truck loving child named brendan has mastered the art of toolbaggery after crushing a childs hopes and dreams by pushing him down the stairs.
toolbaggery by cloid October 6, 2010

toolbagger 

a word used on a job site referring to a complete idiot.
after Ivan marks boards incorrectly, jade might say "you toolbagger"

or

behind his back, "ivan is such a F-ing toolbagger"
toolbagger by life is delicious November 29, 2011
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murderhobo 

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