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too turnt 

when you've had too much to drink and you're passed out on the floor
too turnt by goonzzz123 October 9, 2013
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Too Turnt 

Drunk, vomiting and horny af
Tony got way too turnt last night
Too Turnt by DamianoDavidSexual September 3, 2023

too turnt tina 

Too Turnt Tina is a social media star. Her game starter with an app called "Vine". She is hilarious and often considered the only original and funny viner left. Not only that, but she is absolutely stunning and so kind to every single one of her fans. Came up with the saying, "Do you gotta bae.. Or nah?" which then Nash Grier remade adding "Zayummm"
Are you turnt? As turnt as too turnt Tina.

too turnt two wheels 

The local alcoholics that have duis in the town of Lasalle/Peru and ride their bikes everywhere including to the bars and their jobs
I just saw too turnt two wheels ride his bike to the liquor store
too turnt two wheels by Bk2333 January 8, 2015

too turnt tuesday 

When you work weekend shifts and so you cant party on the weekend, therefore you must participate in great acts of party and other recreational activities on Tuesday.
Man I cant wait for Too Turnt Tuesday, i’m going to have a blast with my friends.
too turnt tuesday by NebulaWORDS March 28, 2023

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. 

Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
Mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too. 

mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
mercury joins forces with Neptune on your birthday, so you will be more aware than usual of what is going on around you. That in turn will make it easier to understand why other people act the way they do. Question your own motives too.
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