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Tonya Tough 

I'm Tonya Tough it's his real name is any of the made up others

I grew up with one little sister and two little brothers
I grew up poor and lived most of my life on the carnival traveling about States. Every guy that could get me did so worth it paying the slightest fates.
That's when I became tough and learned to always grow
And that I need never ever let my fear or sorrow begin to show
All I ever wanted was to use this in some positive sort of way

so that something good came out of bad at least for once I could say.
I wish for no more pain no more suffering the children women men all like old young we all bleed red
The man remember there's only one race and that's the human race so you're either alive or dead
That chick Tonya is tough like Tonya Tough poem
Tonya Tough by Tonya69angel September 10, 2022
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Tonka Tough

John: Yo christian lets play bloody knuckles

Christian: Shoots you go first

John: *punches Christian's hand*

Christian: OMG MY F*****G HAND IS BROKEN!!!

John: don't be a wuss YOU'RE NOT TONKA TOUGH YOU FAIL!! You lack the gunz hand and fail at life!!

Christian: YOURE RIGHT I AM WEAKSAUCE AND FAIL AT LIFE!!
Tonka Tough by phailmoar February 16, 2009

Tough Tony 

Someone who acts tough, even when it's not necessary.
"My dude Stevie was in jail, and there was this Tough Tony in there acting hard constantly."

Tony's touch 

Adding exaggerations to or inflating a story to make it sound interesting.
From the celebrity Tony Montana who was know for his exaggerations.
True story: John tripped over a rock last night.
Tony's touch: John was walking down the street last night when a saw a bullet flying towards him and, while trying to dodge it, sees a cat beside his right foot and trips over it, dodging a oncoming car while falling.
Tony's touch by DPKM September 23, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016