Tony K

A uncontrollable boner,

Man, did you see that guy at the pool? He had a Raging Tony K!

by Thumbs McGee January 27, 2023

Tony Kakko

The lead singer of Finnish power metal band Sonata Arctica. Not only is he an amazing vocalist, he's also a great stage performer and a hell of a nice guy.

Me to Best Buy sales assistant: Got any Sonata Arctica?

Sales assistant: Isn't that a coffee? You'll have to go down to the Coffee Beanery} for that.

Me: Sonata Arctica? The band? Tony Kakko?

Sales assistant; Oh. What? No.

by Laiho's Eyeliner June 30, 2008

Mr Tony Knows

It's an irrefutable, scientific fact that Mr Tony Knows. Knows what? Everything that has ever happened, is happening and possibly could happen.

Therefore 'Mr Tony Knows' is the definitive answer to all questions.

For evidence of Mr Tony's omniscience, google it and find a picture. Then you will know, what I know, what joe33 shoulda knew, That Mr Tony Knows. It's fact.

'Aww man, where my keys at?'

'Dude, Mr Tony Knows you left them in your jacket.'

'Did Hyland smash Healy?'

'Mr Tony Knows he rode the whale'

by 12downfor10 June 11, 2011

Tony Kairouz

An angry mexican who doesn't want you to steal his burritos.

Black person says:
how is life in mexico you mexican

Tony Kairouz says:
fuck you

i dont live in mexico never did

dumb bitch

by Ivanna Fuccu April 11, 2010

Tony Koo

A guy who wants to be prime minister that everyone hates.
He will never be prime minister but is Kim Jong Un's son.

He is such a Tony Koo.

by Jan Roldwell Isip January 15, 2020

Tony Khan money mark

Will buy his own wrestling promotion to book his fantasy matches. Can’t take criticism from other people on the internet. Will make excuses like the die hard AEW marks.

Hey want to buy a wrestling promotion? Sure I’m a Tony Khan money mark.

by Mr.Wrestling mark April 4, 2021

Tony Kart Racer 401 R

The fastest kart in the west. (As long as you run an X 30 not of that rotax shit.)

friend 1: Bruh my new Mercury R Kosmic is so fast.
me: Hell no bro the Tony Kart Racer 401 R is the shit. it doesn't look like barney's vomit.
friend 1: Instantly dies from truth.

by Tonykartracer July 4, 2019