tonner

a vehicle that can do the ton, i.e. run 100 miles per hour.

His bike is a tonner.

by uttam maharjan November 3, 2011

tonner

A one ton truck; Dodge or Chevy 3500 current model or Ford F-350; often the smallest model with dual wheels.

Dude, I want a bigger truck. I could buy a new 3/4 ton but I think I'll save up for a tonner.
What do you need to pull?
Pull? I just need it to get some ass and drive around sonic.

by CBinAyota November 4, 2009

Tonner

Computer geek from the 21st century with his mind in the 22nd.

Ach, yer such a Tonner!

by Boagus August 6, 2019

Tonner lover

A person who likes to get it on with fat chicks.

Pete: Hey, did you see that fat chick over there? She's pretty ordinary.

Dave: Yeh I saw her alright! Being a tonner lover I'm gonna make a move on her right away before this boner goes to waste.

by Tonner lover February 13, 2014

Soapy Tenner

A non-existant ten pound note, which is used for the purpose of online wagers or bets with others; where there is no intention of money changing hands regardless of the outcome.

The phrase originates from the online UK motorbike forum 'Visordown', specifically a user called 'Soapy' known for making bets with no intention paying anything.

Your name is xxx and I claim my Soapy Tenner.

A Soapy Tenner says you are wrong.

by Paul_G January 27, 2007

tanner fox

A scooter rider

I'm tanner fox and I can bri flat

by Flaming bunghole liquors May 16, 2016

Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)

Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.

by AYCRGB March 15, 2019