Toner Boner

What you definitely don't get when looking at a 2005 RAM 1500 Daytona edition.

Brad: Wow! Look at that RAM 1500! Why does it have a spoiler on it?
Carlos: He gets a toner boner from it. Nobody else cares about it but the guy driving it sure likes to think so. It's also got a bone stock 5.7 Hemi in it.

by Mardel March 10, 2021

Toner Boner

The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.

Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!

by TeN523 February 19, 2011

Toner Boner

The feeling that you get from looking at a 2005 orange ram 1500 daytona edition.

Damn dude!! Did you see what we just got taken to gapplebees by??!! I got a raging toner boner!

by Thedaytoneroringinal October 8, 2020

Boner Toner

ejaculated sperm

I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation

by Inspector Taint March 17, 2015

Boner Toner

Phrase used to describe the use of semen as printer ink.

This printer is so horrible I would rather spend money on boner toner than that expensive ink crap!

by LedZeppelin1419 October 15, 2010

tonerhoner

A child predator roaming across roblox

Damn look, there's tonerhoner at it again chasing children

by YsguborHen November 29, 2022

boker toker

(n.) a jewish alternative to a wake and bake. its etymology derives from the hebrew 'boker' meaning 'morning' and toker. note: one does not need to be jewish to engage in a boker toker, but it helps to say oy.

herschel: boker toker anyone?

by jabrone December 14, 2008