Tommy McMurty 

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Meet my Tommy McMurty everyone. We met last October." "Oh my god, you finally found your own Tommy McMurty, I'm so happy for you."

Tommy McMurty by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy McMurty 

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

Tommy McMurty by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

Synonymous to pumpkin sexual.

Hey I heard you were experimenting with pumpkins?

Nah I'm fully committed to being a Tommy McMurtry!

Tommy McMurtry by Arishoks June 3, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

Tommy McMurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019

Tommy McMurtry 

A guy who fucks pumpkins

Tommy McMurtry’s dick is light orange by this point. 🍆 🎃

Tommy McMurtry by I’m going to play guitardrums June 8, 2019