A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.
"Meet my Tommy McMurty everyone. We met last October." "Oh my god, you finally found your own Tommy McMurty, I'm so happy for you."
by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019
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"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."
by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019
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"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"
by InsectUncle June 2, 2019
Get the Tommy McMurtry mug.This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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Get the Tommy McMurtry mug.This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Mark: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
Nick: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”
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