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He’s had a difficult upbringing. He speaks of a childhood with memories so sad that they’re hard to hear. honey beware! You’re not the first one to be sitting right there. You’ll think he’s charming.

He’ll speak of gratitude but lack the follow through. He’ll make jokes when you’re serious and be serious when you’re joking. He makes it so easy to laugh at yourself. He kisses with both eyes open.

He’ll make love to you soOgood again and again you’ll find it easy to scream out this name.

It can make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re not the only one. He says things like “Possessions 9/10ths of the law.” A meaning you won’t comprehend until you’re the one that’s locked out. He’s done it before. And he’ll do it again.

Left feeling like an outsider he brings out the worst in you. He does this and then says you’re insane.
Disappearing a favorite game of his. It’s only meant to make you want him more.

He speaks to no one unless he’s pretending you’re his “#1”

Gone for days and won’t answer. Lacks communication. No update no apologies it only hurts your heart.

Tommy Jr. a narcissist look it up and the similarities will scare you. He’s cold hearted living with wounds that won’t heal. It’s because of this that he leaves marks on all that he touches. With a body infected he’ll infect yours too so beware.

If a Tommy Jr. crosses your path he was born missing 2heart values so he’ll leave with a piece of your heart and all your money!
Tommy Jr. I did nothing but love that man. He asked for me to come get him days later and then goes ghost. Hours later he closes the curtains and then sends down his ghetto ass aunt.

Tommy jr. will take anything he can from you. He really doesn’t care. His actions speak louder than his little to no words.

A bad taste in your mouth that tommy Jr. bc he’s missing all of his teeth!
Tommy Jr. by Broken#nothing August 18, 2022
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