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He’s had a difficult upbringing. He speaks of a childhood with memories so sad that they’re hard to hear. honey beware! You’re not the first one to be sitting right there. You’ll think he’s charming.

He’ll speak of gratitude but lack the follow through. He’ll make jokes when you’re serious and be serious when you’re joking. He makes it so easy to laugh at yourself. He kisses with both eyes open.

He’ll make love to you soOgood again and again you’ll find it easy to scream out this name.

It can make you feel like the most beautiful woman in the world but you’re not the only one. He says things like “Possessions 9/10ths of the law.” A meaning you won’t comprehend until you’re the one that’s locked out. He’s done it before. And he’ll do it again.

Left feeling like an outsider he brings out the worst in you. He does this and then says you’re insane.
Disappearing a favorite game of his. It’s only meant to make you want him more.

He speaks to no one unless he’s pretending you’re his “#1”

Gone for days and won’t answer. Lacks communication. No update no apologies it only hurts your heart.

Tommy Jr. a narcissist look it up and the similarities will scare you. He’s cold hearted living with wounds that won’t heal. It’s because of this that he leaves marks on all that he touches. With a body infected he’ll infect yours too so beware.

If a Tommy Jr. crosses your path he was born missing 2heart values so he’ll leave with a piece of your heart and all your money!
Tommy Jr. I did nothing but love that man. He asked for me to come get him days later and then goes ghost. Hours later he closes the curtains and then sends down his ghetto ass aunt.

Tommy jr. will take anything he can from you. He really doesn’t care. His actions speak louder than his little to no words.

A bad taste in your mouth that tommy Jr. bc he’s missing all of his teeth!
Tommy Jr. by Broken#nothing August 18, 2022
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girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026