The sexual act of bending over, pulling your testicles between your legs, and having your partner lick both your anus and swollen red testicles; which now resemble tomatoes.
Cole: So how was your date with Valerie last night?
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
Stephen: The whore took me back to her place and made me a tomato salad. So all in all, worth it.
by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010
When a guy has a hemroid and takes a shit, he wipes too hard which busts it and the woman cleans the shit mixed with blood by licking it up
by Randizzal October 7, 2006
by SHAZAAAM9970 July 5, 2018