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TomFriend 

A girl, usually a tomboy, who isn't like those girls who want everything and spend their boyfriend's money. Whenever the boyfriend wants to buy her something she always says he doesn't have to and means it.
Boy One: Oh my god my girlfriend spent all my money. She is the worst.
Boy Two: I offered to buy my girlfriend an ice cream cone and she had an argument with me.
Boy One: Your girlfriend is such a TomFriend!!!
TomFriend by Astyro February 24, 2015
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Tom friend 

Someone you don't necessarily like, but are forced to be friends with anyway.

A reference to creator Myspace Tom Anderson; who is automatically on a user's friend list when they create their profile.
Person 1: Jim is totally a Tom friend. I've known him since first grade and our moms know each other; not being friends with him isn't an option.
Tom friend by CincyReds Fan October 3, 2009

Toyfriend 

Toyfriends are more than fuck buddies, but less than boyfriends. They care for each other, they can be very affectionate and intimate and socialise openly besides just having sex, but both of them are free to see other people and discuss that openly with each other. There is no nuance of age or domination in the term toyfriend, as there is in toyboy.
My toyfriend Simon called me the other day to tell me about some bad sex he had after a date. I told him I'd make up for it on Sunday after going with him to the cinema and that I had missed him.
Toyfriend by One2b December 17, 2009

Themfriend 

Guy: do you have a boyfriend or a girlfriend?
Friend who is bi: I have a themfriend. They are genderfluid
Themfriend by SorcerousLink1 December 8, 2019

topfriended 

Adding to the top friends list. Generally used by those who are addicted to myspace. Myspace is crack. Crack for the masses.
Lauren just topfriended me!
topfriended by Zach L. White September 15, 2006

Toyfriend 

A guy who really wants you who you keep around to give you rides & buy you stuff but you don't legitimately put out to
Jess is totally keeping Dave around as a toyfriend, he drives her everywhere but there's no way she's letting him hit that
Toyfriend by JERZZeee December 20, 2010

toyfriend 

The person (usually a good friend) who knows where you keep your sex toys and - if you are ever in an accident or worse - is charged with the duty of getting to your house before your family with the express purpose of packing up your toys and removing them from the premises.
Since you're my toyfriend, you should know that my collection of ball gags, dildos and shackles are all kept in the bottom drawer of the right nightstand.
toyfriend by hockeygir62 March 11, 2015
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murderhobo 

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