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Tom Cruise’d 

The Act of not just running fast somewhere behind schedule, but running at full maximum speed beyond the point of exertion. An all out super sprint as if you were the secret agent Ethan Hunt.
Friend 1: Dude how did you beat me here on foot when you live on the other side of town?

Friend 2: How do you think? I Tom Cruise’d.
Tom Cruise’d by Trey Dontell September 5, 2019
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Tom Cruise'd 

When a "friend" of yours does everything in their power to make you look like an absolute tool in front of a good looking woman and in the process make themselves look like"Tom Cruise".
"Hey man did you hook up with that bird the other night?"
"No dude, Wayno totally Tom Cruise'd me with his comment about my rash!"
Tom Cruise'd by elstevolondon January 12, 2010

tom cruised 

the act of manipulation, religious force feeding, and or impregnated and left to be a single parent.

Hey Jennifer!
I heard Kevin Tom Cruised you real, real bad.
Oh well, go change my car oil you cunt

Tom Cruised 

When you are excessively excited. This can be for anything - a new love, a movie premiere, marrying a woman who could be your granddaughter, a fake religion, etc.
"I want to take a nap before the concert, but I'm just too Tom Cruised for it."
Tom Cruised by feralwinky February 5, 2010

Tom Cruised It 

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.
“How did Zach break his tailbone”

Oh he Tom Cruised It last week
Tom Cruised It by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

Tom Cruised 

When a person puts his or her face between a females legs and power licks their lovers vagina at full force. Almost as powerful as Tom Cruises role in Top Gun.
Ryan and Elizabeth were watching Interview with a Vampire and Ryan stated that Tom Cruise was in the movie but Elizabeth disagreed. Ryan wagered a bet that if Tom Cruise was in the movie he would be able to eat her pussy out. After finding out Tom Cruise was in the movie, Ryan Tom Cruised his girlfriend.
Tom Cruised by captainbareback October 6, 2009
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murderhobo 

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