Tolos

a guy who stares at people who looks like thomas edison and is creepy

That Tolos over there kept fucking staring at me!

Tolos by CharlieMcDavid April 2, 2011

Niko tolos

A blonde boy, tall and covered in acne. Is usually socially awkward and not funny. Comes off as a creep, kind of is one. Nobody likes a niko tolos.

Omg is that a niko tolos? What a fuckin creep!

Niko tolos by Scriberi March 17, 2020

Tolol

Indonesian word for 'stupid' but also used to describe an enraging situation. Never say it in front of your elders!

A : gimana ngerjainnya, susah banget
B : tolol lu! Gitu aja ga bisa

Tolol by Nakki1_2 September 21, 2018

tolossa 

Tolossa (n) is a name you can give to someone very proud of his/her identity. Tolossa people will not pretend to be someone they are not even if pretending would have been beneficial at the moment. As such they are not good for acting roles.

The origin is a TV evangelist's episode in Ethiopia where the evangelist told a congregation member the latter has a new name now. When the evangelist asked "What's your name now?" the guy responded with his original name "Tolossa" instead of playing along and saying the new anointed name.

Mary: Hey honey I thought Meghan would be starring in your new skit.
John: No. Turns out she is a tolossa. She can not follow a script. She just says whatever she wants to.

tolossa by TMKHH November 9, 2019

telosico 

originally derived from the Spanish "cállate el osico" which roughly translates to "silence your snout". A very crass way to tell someone to shut up. Often only used among very close friends.

Popular along the Mexico-Texas border.

-"Ay what were you wearing last night, you looked busted girl"
-"Telosico, pendeja"

telosico by El Joto del apartamento 512 February 26, 2019

Talos 

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise!

We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you."

Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel!

And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit!

The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth!

Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives?

And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people!

So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!

Terrible and powerful Talos! We, your unworthy servants, give praise! For only through your grace and benevolence may we truly reach enlightenment!

Heimskr: Hello friend, have you come to hear the word of mighty Talos?

Talos by Heimskr November 1, 2018

Toolster 

A crossbreed between a tool and a hipster. A toolster would like the Black Eyed Peas, like a tool would, and Steve Aoki, like a hipster would. They would also like the Kings of Leon, like both a tool and a hipster would.

That guy is totally a toolster. He looks just like he got back from a Kings of Leon concert.

Toolster by D Goody November 26, 2009