Tollocks 

The endless and slightly tedious commentary on all matters related to the Tesla and the charging thereof. Particularly when applied to the over enthusiastic burbling of a relative newbie or prospective owner whose views are based on nothing more than speculation and what has been read on the forums.

Sorry Dave, I haven’t been listening to a word you said … it sounds like a load of tollocks to me.

Tollocks by Tipidave June 6, 2022

Trollocks 

An amalgam of the words "Troll" and "Bollocks", describing the ridiculous statements a troll will use to goad and enrage unsuspecting newsgroup/message board/ web forum users into imbecilic flaming sessions.

"Ha, well, I made you reply to me, so I win!"

"Save your trollocks for people who haven't read it a hundred times before. If you're so socially inadequate you can't get people to talk to you without behaving like a socially inadequate imbecile, try the Samaritans."

Trollocks by Hughes. November 14, 2004

twollocks 

A combination of twat and bollocks. Best used alongside the word twunting

He was an utter twunt. Everything he said was a load of twunting twollocks.

twollocks by jamalf November 26, 2016