toilet talk 

The act of bailing out the water from a toilet in order to converse via the toilet pipes with inmates on another floor whilst incarcerated.

Inmate 1103 has crap and piss on his face cuz he's been toilet talking with inmate 3034

toilet talk by Toastyghosty January 14, 2008

toilet talk 

(n) Speech punctuated by nasty or prurient language.

"You boys stop that toilet talk, hear?" said Dad.

(sample toilet talk:)

You're a kind and sensitive asshole even though you're a beautiful motherfucker, your mouth is actually a pussy, and your tongue a large clitoris. Shit, I'm full of toilet talk today. Sorry.

toilet talk by Robert E. Porter, Jr. April 8, 2006

Toilet Talk 

When two men who are sitting on the toilet for a prolonged time strike up a conversation about life, work, family, etc. Commonly takes place at an airport bathroom whilst waiting for a flight, or a taco bell bathroom after dinner.

Well, should probably get back to the wife now.
Alright, thanks for the toilet talk, nice to hear another guy with the same problems.

Toilet Talk by Hosea Mattews January 19, 2023

Toilet Talk 

When He/She prank calls someone else, as they pick up, He/She puts the phone near the "bowl" of the toilet and takes a large dump so the person or the recieving end of the phone can hear it splash.

Bro, I totaly just got some real "Toilet Talk"

Toilet Talk by Jam-bob222 January 25, 2012

toilet talker 

a person who can't resist the urge to have a cellphone conversation, despite being in the middle of defecating in a public restroom; commonly found in office buildings.

Coworker 1: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"

Coworker 2: "It was tough to relax with Jane from Accounting blabbering on her cellphone in the next stall. I never knew she was such a toilet talker."

toilet talker by billf62 May 15, 2009

toilet talking 

A form on communication in jail.

My cell mate was toilet talking to her boyfriend all night.

toilet talking by Handle Already In Use May 7, 2016

toilet talking 

The act of participating and/or initiating conversation when using the toilet.

If you walk into a club's bathroom and listen to all the intoxicated conversation, this is a form of toilet talking.

Akin to pillow talk, we are now taking the pillow to the toilet.

Jerry forgot to bring the paper into the toilet for his routine coffee, cigarette, poop & read. So he called Elaine instead of reading. Jerry and Elaine are now actively toilet talking.

Jerry and Elaine are having some pillow talk after some "this and that", Elaine wanted a shower and Jerry had to use the bathroom as well. They casually brought the conversation into the toilet. They are now pillow talking in the toilet; Toilet Talking.

toilet talking by DigitalTeaShirt July 7, 2016