Toilet Shark

A creature spawned from the bowels of the repulsive human being, the Toilet Shark often preys on its victims in the Northern end of Todd Park Harbour.

Very territorial, the Toilet Shark will mark its domain with excrement’s from its fecal gland. Sightings of this monster are most common mid-afternoon around 3:30pm.

There have been multiple sightings of a Toilet Shark today, everyone please get out of the pool.

by Task Force 2 November 11, 2020

toilet shark

the imaginary animal you feed when you shit in a toilet..

be right back, gotta go feed the toilet sharks..

by brownbomma November 1, 2010

Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.

You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023