Toilet Kiss

When you poop and toiler water splashes up into your butt hole.

I just took a poop and it gave me a toilet kiss.

Toilet Kiss by siriusblacktho December 23, 2016

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Toilet Kisses

1) kisses sent at the end of a text message sent from the toilet

2) kissing in the bathroom

3) Falacio

Hi darling, I'm texting you from the crapper xxx

Ewww, don't send me toilet kisses!

Toilet Kisses by BorrisJ October 31, 2011

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Toilet Kisses • toilet • Toilet paper • toilet duck • Toilet Seat • toilet texting • toilet bowl • toilet brush • toilet ghost • Toilet Rumble

ToiletKiss

When you are in the act of shitting and the splash from your shit hits your asshole

Man, My shit was so big I got a bundle of ToiletKisses

ToiletKiss by AsswipeMagoo August 6, 2018

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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