Tofeud

When two vegans have an longstanding argument. Since it can't be a "beef", as one might normally call it, this word represents a portmanteau of "tofu" and "feud", making it acceptable for people who don't eat meat.

"Oh my god, Jenny is such a bitch. If I catch her tweeting about me at the Starbucks again, we're going to have a tofeud."

by DrCatherwood September 21, 2017

tofudabeest

The animal that bred and harvested specifically to feed humans with Tofu.

Whodat killed the tofudabeest and returned to his cave with 1 years worth of tofu.

by stinky60 December 4, 2007