Toe Waffle
When one defecates in the shower and uses their foot to stomp it down the drain in a manner that makes the feces resemble a waffle in an iron.
Toe Waffle by Anhilated247 October 12, 2021
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waffle toe shuffle
A waffle toe shuffle is where one uses their toe to manoeuvre ones fecal matter toward the shower drain and then to poke it down said drain.
waffle toe shuffle by Raven 92 March 17, 2017
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