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1. The oldest member of a kid rock band that needs 2 days to recover from any concert that goes past 9:00pm.

2. Like how canaries were used to detect poisonous gases; A Tobia is the person in the office that is first hit by bacterias and viruses to warn others of the possible dangers that lurk.
"Tobia called in sick... wash your hand frequently!!!"
Tobia by brador April 1, 2005
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That Tobia boy is so silly!🤪
Tobia by Mitö cirtys November 24, 2021

Ice Tobia 

(Phobia)
The type of existential crisis that occurs when one is not scared of death itself, but of the fact that one day they will no longer co-exist with the fabric of the universe and all that inhabit it.
“Dude, I ain’t been feeling too great, got the worst Ice Tobia earlier.”
Ice Tobia by Freddie Goodchild January 14, 2021
To tweet something only to delete it minutes or seconds later. Derived from the actor Toby Regbo deleting his tweets right after tweeting them.
Charlotte: hey, I saw you tobied that tweet.
Eva: yeah, there was a typo in it so I had to delete it.
Tobied by emma isabelle February 7, 2015

kageyama tobio 

Kageyama Tobio is a volleyball player (position: setter) for Karasuno High School in the incredibly popular Anime series, Haikyuu!!.

He is FUCKING BEAUTIFUL (like, have you seen his face!?), and even though he's rough around the edges, he's a genuinely good person.

He is currently 16 years old, 180.6 cm tall, and has been offered to participate in the National Youth Training Camp in Japan. (Just some background info ;) )

He's often shipped with fellow teammate, Hinata Shouyo. (Position: middle blocker; number 10). Their ship name is KageHina.

The smut is good. Check it out on wattpad lmao
Friend A: "Shittt, did you see the new Haikyuu!! episode last night?"

Friend B: "omg yeah I did! Kageyama Tobio is so good!"

tobasco-ass

After eating to much spicey flavored with hot sauce food you take a shit and your assholes on fire.
I went to take a shit after eating mexican food covered in hot chili sauce and winced when it became painfully apparent that I had tobasco-ass !
tobasco-ass by jpg3 August 30, 2011

tobin heath

The most awesomest, gorgeous human being on earth, one of the most craftiest soccer players ever, very skillful. She is known as the Nutmeg Queen, but also goes by Tobs and unfortunately Toby. She was born May 29, 1988 in Basking Ridge, New Jersey, played for the UNC Tar Heals and currently plays for the USWNT and the Portland Thorns. Overall a great human being, world class player and human.
WOW! TOBS COULD NUTMEG A MERMAID!
"Tobin Heath is sick and by sick I mean ridiculously skillful"
tobin heath by uswntisbae May 8, 2016
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