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Toasty Bag 

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.
"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"
Toasty Bag by kikikikiks January 20, 2019
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toast bag 

A toast bag is when you tea bag someone and fart on them.
"At first I ment to tea bag Sally, but I farted and toast bagged her!"
toast bag by James D. Allen October 23, 2007

Tasty McFag Bag 

Someone(MALE) who is SUPER(REALLY, REALLY) gay.
Big Gay Al off of South Park is a Tasty McFag Bag.
That guy is sooo flamboyantly gay, his name should be Tasty McFag Bag.
Tasty McFag Bag by Bassmint Stile August 12, 2009

Tasty T-Bag 

Force the person down on their knees, get behind them, and force their head back. Then place your balls in the eyes, and then proceed to move your body forward, and drag your balls down the persons face. This will cause their bottom lip to be pushed down, getting ball sweat into their bottom lip for flavor. Then keep moving and drag your ass hole across their face, letting the lips pick up the taste of your shit.
I totally Tasty T-bagged that kids face, and he will taste it for a while!
Tasty T-Bag by Danny aka God August 6, 2008

Toastbag 

A lover of drugs, particularly one who regularly reaches a stage of being completely fucked/'toast' on the sesh.
What a toastbag, she carried on seshing for 3 days and was absolutely spangled.
Toastbag by TBLSY January 3, 2023

toast the bagels 

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, β€œMake the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
toast the bagels by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

whatever toasts your bagel 

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."