Toasted Almonds
When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.
Toasted Almonds by Lothar December 14, 2017
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During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.
John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."
John: "Eww... nasty."
toasted almond crunch by Carmo September 27, 2006
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