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Toast Bitch 

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.
Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch
Toast Bitch by siegelbagel August 7, 2019
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Toast Bitch 

The person responsible for making/preparing sides to the main dish.
I need my Toast Bitch out here to get the salad ready to go with this chicken.

The person who toasts and butters the bread for breakfast while someone makes the eggs, bacon/sausage, and homefries

bitch toast 

when you want to take the term bitch to a higher level
bitch toast by argueable February 12, 2012

bitch toast 

Really thin bread that no man should ever touch to avoid looking like a pussy-man
Jenny: Jim, do you want a sandwich?
Jim: Not if you're going to make it on bitch toast!
bitch toast by jblake08 January 12, 2008

Bitching Toast 

An 80s word meaning cool or awesome.
That game was incredibly bitching toast.
Bitching Toast by Huber Cumberdale January 12, 2008

Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"
Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!
Bitches on toast by IAI March 12, 2013
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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