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Bitches on toast

"Bitches on Toast" is the answer to any question. It is best used as a replacement for "Why not?"

Dan: Why did you get your ear pierced?
Steve: Bitches on toast.
Dan: What?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON TOAST!
Dan: No seriously. Why?
Steve: I said BITCHES ON MOTHER FUCKING TOAST!

by IAI March 12, 2013