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A completly fat ass dude who sits in a way on couch and when your high af they look like a toad and smells like rotten chinese food. If you look close enough hell resemble what toads shit out but dont look to close cus hell give you warts
"Dude your romate is a total toada, i think i saw him catch a fly with his tongue".
Toada by Tec-thrientaocho September 20, 2018
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Adjective. Having qualities of or similar to that of a toad. These similarities may be physical, sonic, or just metaphorical. Similar to the words "wooden" and "leaden".
That car jumps every time you start it, I'd say it's a toaden car.
Toaden by SirManth August 14, 2011
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Toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside 

The god of all wii remotes
Today we’ll be play wii sports with my toad wii remote with wii motion plus inside

Camel Toad 

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.
Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.
Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023

Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©

The preferred Wii Remote of the YouTuber Poofesure. Why is it special? Because... It's a Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus© inside. Why else?
Poofesure: I am using a new Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside©. My original Toad Wii Remote With Wii Motion Plus Inside© met its fate during my Wii fit video, I threw it...

Yamaguchi Tadashi 

Smol cinnamon roll that will kill you with his very average float serve. Also very gay for the tall french fry that is Tsukishima Kei
Person 1: Have you seen the new haikyuu episode?
Person 2: no, why?
Person 1: Yamaguchi Tadashi finally got the float serve right!
Person 2: oh my god, my smol child is growing up

Desert Toad 

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.
Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!
Desert Toad by RudePill April 23, 2017
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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