Toabeans are small, simple creatures. Like most nicknames, this is given to any highschooler that *feels* as though they deserve to be called by this term. They heavily frolick with the phalanges that hang at the bottom of the legs, namely toes. They are quite the anomaly and usually prefer to stay hidden in their hermit coves, coupled with a cellular device. On this device, they will obsess over the next wonder of the world—Instagram reels. Toabeans enjoy analog horrors; oftentimes, they will bombard their friends' phones with these pieces of media. These creatures may develope hives if the burrs of a juvenile Canadian burdock are thrown at them—their demeanor may go from playful to very aggressive. If they reach the final stage of anger, one may notice that their toes have disappeared. The Toabeanus Morealis are a species that can comprehend its surroundings within a heartbeat. This—paired with their quick feet—make them a force to be beheld. Despite all of these eccentric traits, they are a delight to have around. One should cherish their Toabean and make sure they are taken care of accordingly. You may bear the fruits of your labor once one has aged to 70 years old. Once this milestone has been reached, the ageless Toabean will return the favour and make sure you're in good health.
Caretaker: "Toabean! Stay away from that juvenile Canadian burdock!"
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*
Highschooler: *munching on Ritz Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You're like a Toabean!
*friend transitions into a caretaker*
Toabean: *tremendous amount of grunting*
Highschooler: *munching on Ritz Crackers while watching a freaky show*
Friend: Hah! You're like a Toabean!
*friend transitions into a caretaker*
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Often ends up dying and not even actually rezing the person.
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Me: DONT REZ ME, TOEBEANS, THE WHOLE ENEMY TEAM IS ON POINT AND NONE OF OUR TEAMMATES ARE ALIVE
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toebeans: hehe *rezez a toebeans-rez*
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