I love you to the moon and back D.M you are the love of my life and i always want you to know that you are my universe it's self you spin round and round deep in my heart and soul i will and forever love you 1.4.16.
A Love so strong and so big that the distance from the earth to moon is used to start to describe how much a person loves another person. This term is usually used by girls.
A clumsy bogan phrase used by Facebook Mums and Daughters to express a quantum of love as a measurement of distance. Has become considerably more popular in recent years (source: Google Trends)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.