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to shank 

to shank...duh...well to hit someone with a homemade knife
bill: i am going to shank you!
joe: o no please dont
to shank by alisonturnurbrai May 20, 2008

to shank 

To take a shit and masturbate at the same time
I was having a shit and decided to masturbate towards the end. Oh so you decided to shank?
to shank by Poopzz November 27, 2015

to shank 

To shank someone means to give then a beat down / fuck them up

This can be done either virtually (COD4) or physically (someones face)
To Shank

Joe: I will shank you !
James: Aw Shit !
to shank by Smithy Mate ! June 12, 2009

you just sank my boner to the ground 

Originally said by Butthead to Beavis, the phrase is said when you are watching someting really HOT that causes you a strong erection, and then your friend tell you something totally disguasting or stupid, and that causes your erection to disappear immediatly.
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Beavis: Yeah... and *poop*.
Butthead: What did you say?!
Beavis: I said "poop!".
Butthead: Beavis... you just sank my boner to the ground.

I was watching an awesome music video showing hot chicks in bikinis shaking their booties. And than this ugly, black, fat rapper appeared and it sank my boner to the ground!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026