tape it to your leg

Literally this expression refers to the adhesion of one's penis to one's thigh in an attempt to tame an insurmountable erection. The expression is used figuratively to inform another individual that he or she is exhibiting behavior demonstrative of elevated levels of arousal, excitement, or enthusiasm. The variant "tape it to my leg" is useful when preceded by the phrase "you got me all boned up and now I gotta...", as a way of expressing resentment for an individual who has unduly excited one and left one unsatisfied. Also popularly used in a wilderness setting, or in the absence of tape, "strap it to your leg".

Whoa, easy there bronco chief, tape it to your leg!, Damn, girl, you got me all boned up and now I gotta tape it to my leg.

tape it to your leg by JPT, cunning linguist December 16, 2008

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg 

The application of the expression 'you can take a horse to water, but you can't make it drink' the more familiar domestic dog.
When someone either deliberately or through stupidity refuses to take the obvious decision or follow the necessary course of action.
Can also be "...cock its leg".

A: "I told X to look at the new proceedures before the promotion interview"
B: "yeah, well, you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg".

you can take a dog to a tree but you can't make it bend its leg by MoLincs September 20, 2009

to legit to quit 

to real to quit,
your keepin it real,and you ain`t quittin,

they were calling out fake shit and i shouted "i`m to legit to quit baby".

to legit to quit by tits, October 18, 2008

Too Legit to Sit

A play off the popular number Too Legit to Quit by the preeminent MC Hammer, this phrase is used with pride by classy ladies (and some men) to describe their aversion to public toilets.

Best accompanied by a little shuffle dance

Haris Pilton, upon seeing a disgusting and desecrated stall: "OMG! I'm Too Legit to Sit, use the damn paper you rat whores!"

Too Legit to Sit by Leonard Klaus July 30, 2009

Too Legit to Quit

1) An MC Hammer song made in 1991
2) One of the many hilarious quotes from the 2007 movie HOTROD. Where Rod Kimble explains how he was once legit, almost to legit to quit.

I used to be legit. I was too legit. I was too legit to quit. but now I'm not legit. I'm unlegit. And for that reason, I must quit.

Too Legit to Quit by DieWeak73 October 7, 2008

Too legit to quit

When you're too much of a rule-follower and worked honestly for all you own. Basically, you deserve what you have and shouldn't quit.

Person 1: I just stole 40 diamond rings and $50 million dollars from the bank. I'm gonna quit now and enjoy ma fame.

Person 2: I worked a year for this $50. Too legit to quit.

Too legit to quit by diseraw January 16, 2011

too lit to be legit 

When it's too good to be true

YO m8 that party was too lit to be legit

too lit to be legit by TheHecticFrost March 31, 2017