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Talk To Frank Bot 

An MSN bot set up to tell you about drugs. Most of the time you end up talking to him and making him do stupid things. Like telling it you like to wank, or that your name is gay.
See above or pictures, they show what the Talk To Frank Bot does.
Talk To Frank Bot by JakeRs-88 October 29, 2007

Talk to Frank

The knew cockney rhyming slang for to wank. Also the number that you call when you get hooked on crack.
Bob "I think I'm gonna talk to frank"
Beth "He he"

Talking to frank 

Ole Kentucky saying to go smoke weed while non smokers are around
Hey Jim I’m talking to frank and to join the conversation
Talking to frank by That_guy96 July 15, 2021

To Be Frank

Who is the frank? No one really knows... All we know is that frank is someone to strive to be. Frank has been a mystery to us for many decades. Historians might never figure out who frank is or was, all we can do is pray that we might find him one day.
To be frank, I like that ass.
To Be Frank by Pseodonym666 October 10, 2018

Frank to Bun Ratio 

The Frank to Bun Ratio would be the ratio of men to women at a party or any social gathering. Men being Franks, Women being Buns. Commonly referred to the "F to B".
Dude, the Frank to Bun Ratio sucks here, it is a sausage fest. -OR- Dude, the F to B sucks here, it is a sausage fest.
Frank to Bun Ratio by Zach Race January 28, 2008

Tank to pump Frank 

A phrase used when an inexperienced driver doesn't know how to operate his apparatus, and can't flow water on a fire scene.
Nozzleman: "hoseline to engine, give us our water."
Pumper: "engine to hoseline, hold where you are I can't get this thing to flow any water!"
Seasoned officer: "Tank to pump Frank!"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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