Titty beard 

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.

Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!

Titty beard by Redsox4ever May 16, 2015

Tittybears 

When breasts become cuddle toys as a woman sleeps.

Kat can't sleep unless she is holding her tittybears

Tittybears by MonkeyCult92 September 28, 2012

tittybear 

an awesomely amazing friend with insanely large tits making it extremely fun to cuddle with sorta like a teddy bear

breanna is such a tittybear

tittybear by that one crazy ginger February 5, 2010

tittybear 

noun: the tittybear occurs in that awkward, yet totally awesome, moment when a short man is submerged into the warmth and splendour of a considerably taller woman's bosom. It is much like a motionless motorboat. It may also be used as euphemism for acts committed by Catholic paedophiles...
also verb: to tittybear

Dude, I totally saw you tittybear Martha yesterday - nice!

tittybear by littlemissmo August 20, 2011