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Definitions by Redsox4ever
Titty beard
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The abnormally
excessive
occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon
seeing it
you
believe that
you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night
I met Mike
Napoli
. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard.
Damn it
. Go Mike!
Titty beard
by
Redsox4ever
May 16, 2015
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