Titties Day 

The day before your birthday, in which it is perfectly acceptable to go out with your friends, get completely hammered, and act like a fool in celebration. This day is in conjunction with Booty Day, which is the day after your birthday.

Matthew got wasted on his Titties Day, after drinking three pitchers of beer, and loudly proclaimed that the best titties around were "ALL OF THEM!"

Titties Day by Token Ese May 14, 2013

titties day 

It is the day Where everyone that has sern your tiites have to give u a small gift. If you Are still in touch

Person 1: hi it is titties day and you owe me a gift

Person 2: and so do you

titties day by Perarne69420 May 5, 2022

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018

National Suck Titties Day 

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

National Suck Titties Day by californiabanga April 16, 2020

Grab titties day 

Grab titties day is a day where you can put your girlfriends to the side and grab any girl’s breasts!if you don’t you’re 😒

Everyone is grabbing my titties today must be grab titties day!

Grab titties day by TweekingHolidays January 3, 2019

National Grab Titties Day 

On April 12th you go and grab your friends titties, challenge your friends and see how many titties you can grab

"Damn yo how many titties did u grab today man its National Grab Titties Day"

"Yo chill I only grabbed 11 titties"

"u don't know dae wayyyy"

National Grab Titties Day by HeWhoGropes April 12, 2019

Suck some titties day(June 24th) 

June 24th of every year is a day dedicated to sucking a girl's tits. Use this day to suck as many titties as you can possibly suck and motorboat as many bitches as you can.

Yo bro June 24th is coming up soon, you know what that means,SUCKING TITTIES DAYYYY!!! I cant wait till suck some titties day(June 24th)

Suck some titties day(June 24th) by Dudebrosmd June 19, 2020